Got another chance to self publish

If I pay the national debt to self publish some of one of my novels, another shop has agreed to take it on a sale-or-return basis. So that when I allow them to fix it with some unbelievable price I'll only lose five pounds fifty pence per book. I actually considered it, for almost a second. There's got to be another way. I'll find it. Maybe if I...   Nah, that wouldn't work. But wait a minute. I'll be right back.