I (quite magnanimously I thought) reluctantly agreed to give my daughter's fiance a day off from the horses today and went up to clean the messy nags out with her. Just to show his gratitude the largest, and stupidest almost bit my nipple off.
Laugh if you want but it really hurts.
It looks like a love bite from a vampire.
Not going up there again - not for all the tea in China.
Laugh? No, I’m not going to, but I can’t suppress a grin (sorry).
ReplyDeleteMy wife and daughter did laugh but didn't bother to hide it.
ReplyDeleteFrom now on I'm sticking to motorbikes - if I ever get one.