My good friend Donna Yates has bitten the literary bullet and published her first novel on smashwords. It is called Always, and a great read. I can say that with some authority since I helped to proofread it.
You can find it here, and strangely, free. If I'd written this I'd be charging a small fortune for it. So I suspect it won't be free for long. https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/245302
No Brad Pitts tonight, or anyone else for that matter. I spent so many hours driving through the lunacy that is London's streets that I wouldn't have been interested if my boss had told me Angelina wanted a moment of my time.
Actually, I'm lying about that bit.