Confused.

I was in my local supermarket this evening buying healthy food. Well no, that's a lie. I was buying chocolate cookies which comprise almost my entire diet these days. Despite that I'm still losing weight at an alarming rate. Maybe I should patent myself. But getting off the point somewhat.

    Talking to one of the assistants, she informed me that due to cost cutting the security guards had been removed.

  Now perhaps that's a usage of the word economy that I was previously unaware off. 

  Or perhaps, unlike anywhere else in the world, all the shop lifters have seen the error of their ways and begun paying for their food.

    As if.

    I'm not going to mention which branch it is lest an avalanche of thieving gits descend on my small village and boost everything that isn't bolted to the floor.

    Thanks as always to clipart.com for all the images I'm totally incapable of painting.