Monday, 30 January 2012

I've been asked to appear naked.

Do you remember that british film about the women's institute? I think they had something similar in the US, where all the women got their kit off for charity.

   My wife just told me that they (the women) of my daughter's stable had all convinced their other halves to do a calendar featuring just the men. I have a sneaking suspicion they all asked at the same time and told us all that the others had agreed.

   Me, naked!

   My wife still sniggers and we've been married for almost thirty years. We english are so white and pallid that it would take a week of roasting on a Miami beach just to turn us from blue to white.

  And now I've go to stand in a field full of horse manure with a provocatively placed helmet over my, er...
No. I don't know what would be worse: my wife and daughter giggling themselves into hysteria or all my daughter's 8.3 millions Facebook friends doing the same. You know what they say about all the Chinese jumping at the same time?

   I might cause worldwide catastrophe.


  1. I think it's a sweet compliment. I never could do something like this. You'll have to let everyone know how it goes. Good luck with it.

    1. I don't have any problem getting my kit off. It's the world I'm thinking of. It would be too cruel.

  2. Roger, you are so funny!!! I hope you post the final know, just so we can even up the jumping, from down here in Australia and avoid a world-wide catastrophe :)