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What kind of financial genius does it require to check the computer for my total sales, deduct their cut and that of the IRS then send me a transfer minus their banker's fee?
It wouldn't be because they're all partying on the fat profit they're making from us and don't have anybody sober enough at this time of year to devote the almost five minutes required to calculate the pitiful amount they owe me. For everybody else owed money by Amazon, I wish you luck.
Next year I'm actually going to begin the process of telling the world that I exist and perhaps selling some of the books I've spent so long writing.
And to everybody, have a happy and prosperous new year.