Friday 22 January 2021

Got me a plan.

 On the basis that two of the symptoms of Covid are loss of taste and smell, I've begun dosing myself with wine every few minutes, just to be circumspect you understand.

    In fact I dosed myself about forty times yesterday and can confirm that I don't have it. I did wake up this morning with a bit of a dopey head. In an attempt to be sure, I dosed myself with a small drop of aforementioned brew, and to my delight, found that I was clear.

    I suspect that this isn't a long term proposal but a man locked on the house for month after month, has to have something to do.





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