It was so simple that it was ingenious

 I had my (virtual) doc's appointment yesterday, and was introduced to the magical world of medicine. 

    She got me to take some photos of my errant mole and send it to her. It took five attempts because the website that handles such sophistication crashed five time.

    Now, bear with me, but I thought of a way that could have precluded all that nonsense. It's so brilliant that I'm staggered with my own intellectual prowess.

    I could just have gone to see her.

    There, genius in purest form.

    Unfortunately she didn't like what she saw and referred me to a specialist pronto. I look forward to hearing what he/she has to say. That is, if I actually get in the same room with them.